Arrr! Trump be callin' Kamala a scallywag, laughin' it up whilst the South be drownin' from Hurricane Helene's wrath!
2024-10-10
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Trump be havin' a right laugh at Vice President Harris, makin' merry on the tellin' box while the good folk be pickin' up the pieces from Hurricane Helene! Aye, she's sippin' grog with jesters while chaos be afoot! What a jolly jest, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! It be a tempestuous tale from the treacherous seas of politics! Former Captain of the U.S. ship, Donald Trump, be spittin’ fire at Vice Captain Kamala Harris this past Wednesday. While the good folk be scramblin’ to mend their ships and patch up the holes left by the wrath of Hurricane Helene, what does she do? Why, she sets sail on a merry media tour, of course! Arrr!This scallywag, aged 59, had been as elusive as a ghost ship, avoidin’ the media like a sailor avoids a kraken. But lo and behold! This week, she popped up on “The View,” shared a hearty laugh on Howard Stern’s seas of sound, and even clinked tankards with the jester Stephen Colbert! Aye, she be sippin’ ale while her crew be battlin’ the storm! Blimey!
Trump, with a tongue sharper than a cutlass, be callin’ her antics a “fundraising comedy tour.” He be wonderin’ how she can frolic in the limelight whilst the good people be settin’ their sails to recover from devastation. Shiver me timbers! It seems the seas of politics be as wild as ever, and the jests be flyin’ like cannonballs! Arrr!