The Booty Report

Arrr! Helldivers 2's recovery be 63 days now, for Arrowhead forgot the calendar, blast their scallywag hearts!

2024-10-11

"Ahoy matey! We be no patchin' on the weekends, lest we be sendin' ye sailin' into a sea of glitches whilst ye be battlin' the foes! So hoist the sails and play on, for we don’t want to turn yer treasure hunt into a shipwreck!"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale to tell that be spicier than a sailor's stew! As the sun doth rise over the high seas, the call of the weekend be upon us, and lo, we pirates have made a pact most sacred: we shan't be patchin’ our game during these glorious days of rest!

Ye see, when the moon hangs high and the taverns be full, we don’t want to be stirrin' the pot, lest we end up breakin’ the very treasure ye be playin'! Aye, it be a fine balance, like walkin' the plank with a belly full of rum! We reckon if we tinker with the game while ye be swashbucklin’, it could turn yer adventure into a right jolly mess—like a ship without a rudder, spiralin' into the stormy seas!

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