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Arrr, Kamala be sayin’ she’s all for small biz, but I’ve got the treasure maps to prove she be lyin'!

2024-10-11

Arrr, Kamala be sayin' she’s a matey to the wee businesses, but the truth be a stormy sea! Her crew's brought us high inflation and a treasure chest o' $1.7 trillion in rules that sink the poor entrepreneurs. Avast, what a jolly jest it be!

Arrr, Kamala be sayin’ she’s all for small biz, but I’ve got the treasure maps to prove she be lyin'!

Ahoy mateys! In the high seas of politics, Vice President Kamala Harris be tryin' to hoist the flag of the small business mateys, claimin' to be their champion. With over 33 million small enterprises sailin' the American waves, a savvy strategy, indeed! But, avast ye! With the Biden-Harris crew at the helm, her true colors shine brighter than a treasure map, revealin' her as the anti-small business candidate!These poor landlubbers, the small biz owners, faced stormy seas during the COVID-19 plague, while the big ships got all the booty! Thanks to their policies, inflation be runnin' rampant, makin' it harder than wranglin' a sea serpent for the small fry to survive. The regulatory burden they’ve placed be like an anchor weighin’ down the fleet, costin’ time and gold!Harris claims to support the small folk while raisin' taxes and lettin' tax breaks expire faster than a ship in full sail! Her proposals offer little more than a handful of seaweed to the existing crew of small biz captains, neglectin' their true needs. From overturnin’ contractor rules to makin’ big waves with the PRO Act, her actions speak louder than a cannon blast: she be no friend to small business! Arrr, respect the true hearties of the economy, or prepare to walk the plank!

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