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Arrr, the Yanks be tryin’ to resurrect that ol’ U.N. scheme for the Israel-Lebanon squabble—like a ghostly parrot!

2024-10-11

Arrr, me hearties! The Biden crew be ponderin' if yon United Nations scheme, which finally calmed the storm o' Israel’s last raid on Lebanon, can hold fast like a treasure chest in a tempest. Aye, let’s hope it don’t be as leaky as a scallywag's ship!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas o' politics! Ye see, them officials loyal to Captain Biden be ponderin’ a conundrum most curious: can that grand ol' United Nations treasure map, the one that stopped Israel’s last raid upon the shores of Lebanon, be forged anew to stand the test o' time? Aye, it be a tricky business, navigatin’ these turbulent waters!

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