Arrr, Deion be callin' out the landlubber TV folk, sayin' 'tis past the hour when half the crew be snoozin'!
2024-10-11
Arrr, matey! Coach Deion Sanders, fresh as a daisy after a week o' rest, be gearin' up fer battle against Kansas State! But blow me down, a late kickoff has him scratchin' his noggin and sayin', "Who be settin’ sail on us at such an hour?" Har har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Coach Prime, that scallywag Deion Sanders, be in a right tizzy about the Colorado Buffaloes' upcoming clash against the Kansas State Wildcats! After a merry little break, these hearty lads be settin’ sail for a Big 12 showdown on a dark and dreary night, kickin’ off at the ungodly hour of 10:15 p.m. ET! Arrr, who be doin’ such a dastardly deed to a fine crew like theirs?With a furrowed brow, Sanders be askin’, "Who does that to us?" as he rants on the Colorado Football Coaches Show, clearly miffed about the late hour. He be pointin’ fingers at those landlubbers in the television networks, claimin’ they be more concerned with eyeballs and coin than the well-being of the players. "How stupid is that?" he bellows, as if he be tryin’ to raise the dead from their slumber.
But fear not, me hearties! The Buffaloes be strivin’ for glory, sportin’ a fine 2-0 record in league play for the first time since the days of yore. They be lookin’ to keep the winds at their backs against the Wildcats, who be comin’ off a bye week. So hoist the sails and prepare for a raucous battle — just maybe not too late in the night, eh? Yarrr!