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Arrr! WNBA be spinnin’ a new playoff tale fer 2025, all thanks to the legendary lass, Caitlin Clark!

2024-10-11

Arrr matey! The WNBA be settin’ sail for greater treasures! They be addin’ more match-ups to their grand season and makin’ the final a swashbucklin’ best-of-seven by 2025! More games, more glory, and more grog for all ye landlubbers!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the grand sea where the WNBA be settin’ sail into uncharted waters! Aye, come 2025, they be expandin’ their regular season and makin’ the Finals a seven-game series, all thanks to the indomitable Caitlin Clark, the Indiana Fever’s brightest star! Arrr!

Now, it be WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert who be makin’ this bold proclamation before the Finals’ first clash 'tween the Minnesota Lynx and New York Liberty. “This year be a true treasure o’ transformation,” she proclaimed, makin’ the seas of viewership and attendance swell to mighty heights!

With over 2.3 million fans settin’ sail to the games, the Fever led the charge with crowds of nearly 17,000 hearty souls, and the seas be filled with sellouts and record-breaking TV viewin’ figures! The WNBA be expandin’ to 44 games in the regular season, givin’ landlubbers even more chances to witness the finest ballers in the land!

Moreover, the league be struckin’ gold with a media deal worth its weight in doubloons, partnerin’ with the likes of Disney and Amazon. So hoist the sails and prepare for a bountiful future, for the WNBA be plunderin’ records and settin’ sail into a new horizon of glory!

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