Arrr! Even scallywags be callin' each other out 'bout false tales o' the stormy seas, matey!
2024-10-11
Arrr, as southern ports be sweepin' the debris of Hurricane Helene, some Republican scallywags be tasked with swabbin' the decks of misinformation spilled by their mateys! Aye, right after Helene hit the shore, wild tales flew like cannonballs, with that hearty lass Greene spoutin’ yarns 'bout the storm’s origins!
Ahoy, me hearties! In the wake of the tempest known as Hurricane Helene, southern towns be swabbin’ the decks of chaos, whilst a band o’ Republican lawmakers be settin’ sail on a different voyage—cleanin’ up the scallywag tales spun by some of their own crew! Aye, as the storm be crashin’ upon the shores, a fine brew of misinformation be risin’ faster than a ship on the high seas!Lo and behold, none other than the raucous Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) took the helm, spoutin’ tales so tall they’d make a masthead blush! She claimed the hurricane be conjured from the depths of some nefarious plot, targetin’ certain ports o’ call like a cannonball seekin’ its mark! Arrr, such notions be as wild as a parrot on a rum spree!
Now, with the winds settlin’ and the sea calm once more, these lawmakers be workin’ hard to hoist the truth up the flagpole and dispel the fog of confusion. They be remindin’ their mates that storms blow where they may, and ye best not believe every tale spun by a landlubber! So, stay sharp, ye scallywags, for the sea o’ information be treacherous indeed!