Avast! Beware the treacherous tides of Trump’s 2020 scroll, full o’ bluster and foul election trickery, matey! Arrr!
2024-10-11
Ahoy! Emanuel Macuixtle be the scallywag intern for AllSides this Fall, leanin' left like a tipsy sailor! Reviewed by Captain Henry A. Brechter and First Mate Johnathon Held, each with their own starry-eyed views. The court's ruckus about Jack Smith's parchments be like a stormy sea—depends on yer bias, matey!
Ahoy, me hearty! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye of a young lad named Emanuel Macuixtle, a fresh intern settin' sail with AllSides this Fall of 2024. This scallywag be leanin' to the port side, aye, with a left bias that could make a parrot squawk!Now, in the treacherous waters of journalistic debate, there be two stout souls—Henry A. Brechter, the esteemed captain of the ship, and Johnathon Held, a clever news analyst with a leanin' to the right side of the compass. These lads be takin' a gander at the matters of Jack Smith’s court filings, ponderin' if they be a foul act of election interference. Arrr, what a tempest of opinions that be stirrin'!
Voices from both port and starboard be lettin' loose their differing views, and it be clear that the answer to this conundrum lies in the bias of the beholder. So, me mateys, grab ye mugs of rum and prepare to hear the tales from both sides, for in the world of news, it be wise to gather all perspectives before settlin' on a course!