Arrr! Iran’s sky ship be said to be deliverin’ cannon fodder to them scallywags in Beirut! Avast, trouble brewin’!
2024-10-11
Arrr! The scallywags at Iran's flying vessel, already marked by the King's wrath fer helpin’ those Ruskies, be now catchin’ flak from a band o’ landlubber dissidents! They be shoutin’ fer more curses upon the ship, claimin’ it’s givin’ aid to that pesky Hezbollah crew! Ha!
Ahoy mateys! A raucous tale be blowin' in the wind, spouted by the scallywags of the People's Mojahedin Organization of Iran (PMOI/MEK). They be claimin' that Iran Air be lendin' a hand to that dastardly crew known as Hezbollah! A former member of that foul band revealed that flights 'twixt Iran and Beirut be carryin' Hezbollah scallywags for trainin' and sneakily shippin' grub and arms into Lebanon. Aye, they be usin' a special runway that be all theirs, where whispers tell of anti-aircraft missiles bein' delivered!Jason Brodsky, a landlubber with United Against Nuclear Iran, be suggestin' that Iran Air be a clever fox, usin' European airports to transfer goods without a thorough search. The MEK be claimin' that Iran Air also ferries agents of the Ministry of Intelligence and Security to spread chaos beyond the seas! One infamous “terrorist diplomat,” Asadullah Assadi, even got caught tryin’ to blow up a meetin’ of resistance folk in Belgium, only to be swapped for some hostages!
With sanctions now rainin' down upon Iran Air, the high seas of international law be stormy indeed! The Iranian crew insists they be deliverin' only humanitarian aid, but with such pirate-like tactics, who can believe 'em? So hoist the sails, keep a weather eye, and let the international community weigh anchor against this treachery!