The Booty Report

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Arrr, Lebanon's cap'n be beggin' the U.N. for a truce while Beirut be huntin' for scallywags who survived the boom!

2024-10-11

Arrr! Rescuers be diggin’ through the rubble of Beirut, while the caretaker chief, with a parrot on his shoulder, be beggin’ the United Nations to hoist a flag fer a swift truce ‘twixt them scallywags Israel and Hezbollah! Aye, let’s put the swords down and share some grog!

Aye, gather 'round me hearties, for I’ve a tale from the stormy seas of Beirut! The goodly rescuers, brave as a ship’s crew in a squall, be diggin' through the rubble like a pirate searchin' fer buried treasure. With shovels in hand, they be scouring the remnants of what once stood tall, hopin' to find souls who be lost amidst the chaos.

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