Arrr! Texas scallywag Allred be sayin’ no lads in lasses’ games, despite his own jolly ol’ contradictions!
2024-10-11
Arrr, mateys! Texas sea dog Colin Allred be shoutin' from the crow's nest, claimin’ he don’t fancy lads takin’ a whirl in the lasses’ sports! A fine storm brews over this scallywag's campaign ad! Avast, let the games begin, or not!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Colin Allred, a Texas congressman, who recently declared in a campaign ad that he "doesn't want boys playin' girls' sports." Yet, lo and behold, this scallywag has a history richer than a pirate's treasure chest, supportin' bills that let transgender lads join in the lassies’ games! Aye, he be runnin' for the U.S. Senate and feelin' the heat from rival Ted Cruz, who be claimin' Allred’s a soft touch for trans inclusion.Our swashbucklin' dad and self-proclaimed Christian declared, "I don't want boys playin' girls' sports, or any of this ridiculous stuff Ted Cruz is sayin'"—as if he be tryin' to keep his ship afloat amidst a storm o' accusations. But hark! He’s been on record supportin' the Equality Act, which would allow biological boys to joust with the lasses in sportin' arenas. The good folks of Texas are divided on this matter, with many savvy landlubbers frownin' upon the idea of boys takin' the field with girls.
With election season heatin' up, Allred's campaign be drawin' fire, yet he insists he’s got a true record to boast about, while Cruz be throwin' shade 'n' lies from the crow's nest. Aye, the winds of change be blowin', and it seems this political seas' battle be far from over!