"Arrr! The highborn's hushin' o' Biden be weighin' down our lass Harris like an anchor, I tell ye!"
2024-10-11
Avast, me hearties! If Kamala be crowned, she ain’t the first lass to sail the presidential seas! Nay, that title be claimed by Edith Bolling Wilson, who steered the ship whilst her matey Woodrow lay in the brig, too knackered to parley! Blimey, what a tangled tale!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spoutin' a tale o' a lass named Kamala Harris, who be settin' her sights on the high office o' the presidency. But hold yer horses! Some scallywags claim she won't be the first wench to claim that crown! Nay, that honor be goin' to the fair Edith Bolling Wilson, the missus of one Woodrow Wilson, who be a right bilge rat after sufferin' a stroke in 1919.As legend has it, this cunning lass stayed at the helm while her husband lay as useless as a shipwrecked sailor. Aye, for the final 17 months o' his term, she be the de facto captain o' the White House! With the aid o' Dr. Cary Grayson, they schemed like a couple of treasure hunters, keepin' the true state o' the president’s health a secret from the good people. What a shiverin' tale it be, eh?
So, if ye be thinkin' Kamala will hoist the Jolly Roger o' the first lady president, think again! The seas be filled with surprises, and history be as murky as the depths beneath the ocean waves. Arrr, let the pirate's code of history be remembered! Yarrr!