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Arrr! Kevin Costner be lendin' a hand with Hurricane Milton's troubles, likin' it to his own stormy seas, matey!

2024-10-11

Arrr! Kevin Costner, ye scallywag of the silver screen, be the latest landlubber to lend a hand to the poor souls battered by the tempests Helene and Milton! With his merry crew, Modern West, he be settin' sail with a new tune after four long years! Avast, sing it loud!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin the yarn of Captain Kevin Costner, the swashbucklin' star o' "Yellowstone," who be raisin' his compass to help those caught in the stormy tides of hurricanes Helene and Milton!
With a heart as big as the seven seas, Costner and his crew, the band Modern West, be launchin' their first sea shanty in over four years, titled “Find Your Way.” The good captain be hopin' it serves as a lifeboat for the souls adrift in dark waters. He be sayin’ on the social seas of Instagram, “I hope that ‘Find Your Way’ provides that kind of refuge for anyone trudging through.”
All doubloons earned from this tune be flowin' straight to the brave lads and lasses of Hope Force International, who be on the frontlines mendin' the wreckage of the storms. Aye, he pleads with ye to shell out yer gold for a worthy cause!
But wait, there’s more! The fair maiden Taylor Swift be tossin' a treasure chest o' five million coins to help feed the needy, while the legendary Dolly Parton be givin' a million as well! Even the raucous Eric Church be joinin' the fray, sendin' his royalties to help his kinfolk in North Carolina!
So hoist yer sails, me hearties, and let’s rally to aid those in need, for together we can weather any storm! Arrr!

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