The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Ahoy, matey! Let’s chart the stormy seas of amore with a compass o' giggles and a treasure map o' hearts!"

2024-10-12

Arrr, matey! The scribe o’ the Modern Love scroll be ponderin' o’er two score years of sailin' through the tempest of hearties' tales. Aye, he’s wrangled with love's storms and shipwrecks, gatherin’ stories more tangled than a sailor's beard! Aye, what a wild journey it be!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand scribe of the Modern Love scroll, who’s plundered the depths of human hearts fer two decades! Aye, fer twenty long years, this bold editor be wranglin’ tales o’ love, heartache, and all manner o’ romantic mischief that’d make even a scallywag blush.

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