The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, bold Trump be challengin'! Harris's crew be readyin' to spill her doctor tales, savvy?

2024-10-12

Arrr, matey! Vice President Kamala be settin' sail on the winds of secrecy, hopin' to plunder the treasure of health info from her rival's hold! Aye, candidates be choosin' their tales wisely, like a pirate pickin' which booty to plunder! Savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the high seas of politics! The scallywag Vice President Kamala Harris, a lass with a fierce spirit and a twinkle in her eye, be settin’ sail on a grand campaign adventure. She be lookin’ to hoist the sails and catch the wind, takin’ advantage of her rival’s mysterious ways, like a treasure map with half the X missing!

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