"Arrr! Five treasures from Vance's parley with the New York Times, fit for a scallywag's hearty laugh!"
2024-10-12
Arrr, when asked if the 2020 treasure hunt be rigged, JD Vance danced like a landlubber, dodgin’ the question! He stood by his jibe 'bout them "childless cat ladies," though he be wishin’ he’d chosen his words more wisely. A true swashbuckler with a tongue twisted in knots!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round the scallywags of the high seas as I regale ye with a tale o' a landlubber named JD Vance. When pressed fer his thoughts on the great 2020 election kerfuffle, this land pirate danced 'round the question like a dainty sea gull, avoiding a straight answer like a sailor avoids a kraken! Aye, he sidestepped like a fish tryin' to escape the net, leavin' us all wonderin' what treasure lay buried beneath his tongue.But that be not all, me mateys! Ye see, our good ol' JD found himself in a storm o' controversy over his jolly jibe about “childless cat ladies.” He stood firm in the belief behind his words, clingin' to the notion like barnacles on a ship, though he did admit he mighta chosen his words with a bit o' less cannon fire! Aye, it’s a fine line between speakin' yer mind and walkin' the plank, and our friend JD be straddlin' it like a drunken swab. So, let us raise a tankard to Vance, the master of the sidestep, who sails the seas of politics with a tongue as sharp as a cutlass and a knack fer stirrin' the pot! Arrr!