Arrr! Kike Hernandez be shoutin' ‘We don’t give a parrot’s rear!’ on the box after steerin' the crew to glory!
2024-10-11
Arrr! Kike Hernandez, that scallywag of the Los Angeles Dodgers, smote a mighty home run against the San Diego Padres in the fifth battle of the NLCS! Then, blimey! He let slip the "F" word for all to hear on the live seas o' television! Ha-ha!
Arrr, gather ye round, ye scallywags! In a grand spectacle of skill and swashbucklin', Kike Hernandez o' the Los Angeles Dodgers be makin' quite the ruckus on the field! On a fateful Friday, he led his crew to a mighty victory o'er the San Diego Padres, clinching a berth back to the NLCS, fer the first time since the year of our Lord 2021. With a home run that’d make Davy Jones himself cheer, Hernandez declared, “The fact that we don’t give a f---!” on live television, lettin’ that naughty word fly without a single censor in sight!This fine feat also marks the first MLB postseason series win for the legendary Shohei Ohtani, who be as mythical as a kraken on a stormy night! After a stint with the Boston Red Sox, Hernandez rejoined the Dodgers, all for a shiny prize of four million doubloons, ready to sail toward glory once more! With the New York Mets awaitin’ in the NLCS, the tension be thicker than a barrel o' rum! Prepare ye hearts, for Game 1 be settin’ sail this Sunday at Dodger Stadium. So hoist yer flags, fer the Dodgers be makin' waves again!