Harrison Butker be shiverin' me timbers, sayin' Trump be the finest captain fer life on this wild sea! Arrr!
2024-10-11
Arrr, on the fateful night of "The Ingraham Angle," our brave kicker from Kansas City, Harrison Butker, hoisted the Jolly Roger for that rascal Donald Trump, vowin' to back him in the grand election voyage! Aye, may the winds be at his back, or he be walkin' the plank!
Arrr, gather ye round, mateys! It be the tale of Harrison Butker, the kicker of the Kansas City Chiefs, who be parleying with none other than U.S. Sen. Josh Hawley, declaring his allegiance to the most pro-life captain of the ship, Donald Trump! Aye, he claims that this be the heartiest topic that tugs at his soul – fightin’ for the wee babes yet unborn, savin’ them from the treacherous seas of hardship.Butker, not one to shy away from speakin’ his mind, has clashed o’ver views with the former commander-in-chief, who be spouting about women's rights like a parrot with a speech impediment. Arrr, he even called Biden’s stance on the matter “delusional,” a bold statement from a lad in a jersey!
At the grand White House soiree, he sported a tie readin’ "Protect the most vulnerable," and donned a pin that be representin’ the tiny feet of a 10-week-old babe, lettin’ all know where his heart be anchored. His words echoed that the unborn be the greatest victims o' our society, and after his strong speech, his jersey sales shot up like cannon fire!
So raise yer tankards to Butker, the kicker with a cause, sailin’ through the stormy seas of politics with a heart full o’ passion! Yarrr!