Arrr, it be lookin' like Elon be tired of chasin' treasure on four wheels, savvy?
2024-10-11
Arrr, matey! Last eve, Elon Musk, that scallywag, hosted a grand show o' metal mates on a Warner Bros. lot! But alas, the investors be shiverin' in their boots. Also, ye ol’ number-crunchers be settin' odds for a ruckus in sports! For a proper pirate ride, click here! Yarrr!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for I be tellin' ye a tale of last night’s grand spectacle, where none other than Captain Elon Musk himself took the stage on the Warner Bros. lot in the fine land of California. Aye, he be the emcee of a motley crew of robotic marvels—humanoids and vehicular beasts alike, ready to sail the seas of innovation!But alas, the treasure didn’t shine bright with the investors! As the fair Dana Hull be reportin’, the crowd be a bit nonplussed, scratchin' their noggins as they pondered the value of this mechanical menagerie. The good captain paraded forth a Cybercab, fit for the most discerning pirate lass or lad, and a Robovan that be lookin’ like it sprung from the art-deco depths of Davy Jones’ locker!
And what’s more, the number crunchers be settin' odds on sports, while the NBA be needin’ a star brighter than a supernova on them New York Knicks. So, hoist the sails and keep yer eyes peeled, for this be only the beginnin’ of a wild adventure in the high seas of technology and sportin' fame! Sign up, if ye be so bold, for more tales from the briny deep!