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Arrr! California scallywags be stoppin' Musk's sky cannon, claimin' his jabberin' be more trouble than treasure!

2024-10-11

Avast ye! A SpaceX galleon of rockets set sail from Vandenberg on a fateful Friday, but the landlubbers of the commission scuttled Musk's dreams of 50 skyward blasts a year. They be frettin' over his raucous chatter and labor woes, like scallywags at a bar fight! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a rip-roarin' tale from the briny deep of the stars! On a fine day, the 16th of December in the year of our Lord 2022, a mighty SpaceX rocket set sail from the landlubber’s Vandenberg Space Force Base in California, carryin' the Surface Water and Ocean Topography satellite into the cosmic seas. Aye, ye heard me right!

But lo! Just as Captain Elon Musk was chartin' a course for more rocket launches—up to 50 a year, no less!—a band of scallywags in the state commission raised their doubloons in protest. They be sayin’ that the rapscallion Musk's political ramblings on that infernal platform X had them all in a tizzy! And what’s more, they be raisin’ a ruckus ‘bout his labor record, claimin' it be as patchy as a pirate’s map!

So, amidst the ruckus and hullabaloo, the dreams of a sky full of SpaceX rockets were dashed upon the rocks like a ship in a storm. Aye, it seems the winds of fortune be blowin' not in favor of this ambitious captain. But fear not, for the seas of space be vast, and who knows what adventures await on the morrow!

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