Arrr! Rumor has it Hamas be beggin' Iran to join their mischief on the seventh of October, savvy?
2024-10-12
Arrr! The Times be spillin’ the beans on ten parley sessions o' Hamas captains! Turns out they be dodgin' a scallywag’s fight since 2021, pretendin’ they be scared, whilst beggin’ ol’ Iran for cannon fodder fer a grand raid! A right merry ruse, I say!
Avast ye, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tidings from the high seas of political shenanigans, as reported by the fine folk at The Times. It appears that the crafty scallywags of Hamas be havin' a right ol' time in their secret gatherings, holdin' no less than ten meetings that be fit for a captain's log!