The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! TikTok sea dogs claim cinnamon be a magic dust for burnin’ blubber! Let’s see what the scallywags say!"

2024-10-12

Arrr, matey! Nibblin' on cinnamon might tickle yer scales just a smidge, but don’t be thinkin' ye can shed yer belly without swabbin’ the deck of yer other habits! So hoist the sails of healthy livin’, or prepare to be a jolly round sea dog!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings of a spice most wondrous—cinnamon, the very treasure of the spice trade! Aye, this fine dust be said to have a tiny whisperin' effect on yer shipshape figure, but fret not, for it be no golden ticket to slimness, savvy?

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