"Arrr, Trump's treasure chest be overflowing, while Biden's purse be as light as a feather in a storm!"
2024-10-12
Arrr, the scallywag Trump be puffin' up his treasure chest o' economic deeds from his four-year voyage! Meanwhile, that crafty Harris be not captaining the ship, yet Biden’s loot be spillin' from her hold. The crew be sayin’ Trump’s got the better booty, much to Biden's mateys' chagrin!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand skirmish on the high seas of politics, where former Captain Donald Trump be raisin' the Jolly Roger o' his economic conquests! Aye, he be boastin' of his treasure trove amassed in his four-year voyage at the helm. Meanwhile, the fair Vice Captain Kamala Harris be not at the wheel, yet the ship be sailin' under the flag of President Biden, whose bounteous record, in truth, be hers to bear, savvy?