The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr matey! Trump be callin’ fer warships and cannons, fearin’ the scallywags o' Iran be up to no good!

2024-10-12

Arrr, me hearties! Trump’s crew be seekin’ warships for his grand voyage, beggin’ for sky bans over his treasure haunts, and armor glass stashed in seven battlegrounds. They even be wantin’ a fleet o’ land lubber transports! A fine jolly jaunt fer a swashbucklin' captain, indeed!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the seas of politics! It be said that the grand captain, Donald Trump himself, be makin' a mighty peculiar request afore his campaign set sail into the stormy waters of the election seas!

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