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Arrr, matey! Rumor be of dastardly plots from Iran, mighty serious like a shipwreck on a calm sea!

2024-10-12

Arrr, matey! It be rumored that Iran be scheming to send ol' Trump and his crew to Davy Jones’ locker, all in a huff over that drone strike that sent Soleimani to the briny deep! Aye, their plots be more tangled than a ship’s anchor in a storm!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears as I spin ye a yarn about the scallywags in Iran, who be up to no good! Aye, it be reported by them landlubbers at Politico that the crafty lads and lasses in Iran be plotting to send Davy Jones a few unwelcome guests. They be lookin' to take out none other than that land-bound captain, Donald Trump, and a few of his high-ranking crew members.

Now, ye might be wonderin' why these sea-huggers be so riled up. It all started when a mighty drone struck down their fierce pirate, Qassem Soleimani, and it seems they be holdin' a grudge thicker than a whale's blubber. These Iranians be schemin' and dreamin' of revenge, and their plans be more extensive than a treasure map drawn by a drunken sailor!

Talk about a plot thicker than a fog on the high seas! They be makin' more moves than a cat on a hot tin roof, and it ain't lookin' good for our good ol' Trumpy! So, hold onto yer cutlasses, lads and lasses, for this tale be far from over. The seas be gettin' choppy, and who knows what capers these swashbucklers will be up to next!

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