The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Alex Salmond, Scotland’s old sea dog, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 69!

2024-10-12

Arrr, me hearties! Captain Salmond be steerin' the Scottish National Ship not once, but twice, transformin' it from a wee dinghy to a mighty galleon in the stormy seas of British politics! A true swashbuckler of the ballot, he be!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a crafty seadog by the name of Mr. Salmond, the captain of the Scottish National Party ship! This scallywag took the helm not once, but twice, navigatin' through the stormy seas of politics, from bein' naught but a wee band o' misfits to a mighty fleet that be rockin' the British waters!

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