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Arrr! Oregon bested Ohio State in a high-seas scuffle, thwarting their last-minute charge like a true swashbucklin' crew!

2024-10-12

Arrr, matey! In a raucous clash o' titans, the Oregon Ducks outsmarted the Buckeyes, slippin' by like a sly sea rat in a swashbucklin' spectacle on Saturday! Aye, 'twas a tale for the ages, where victory be as sweet as rum! Savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer the Oregon Ducks be settin' sail into the treacherous waters of the Big Ten! Just the other night, the third-ranked Ducks unleashed a mighty storm upon the No. 2 Ohio State, claimin' a narrow victory of 32-31 in Eugene, a tale fit for the grandest of sea shanties!

This be no ordinary clash, I tell ye! The first half was a raucous romp with an onside kick, an ejection worthy of a pirate's scorn, and a blocked PAT that nearly turned into a grand treasure run! In the fourth quarter, young Dillon Gabriel dashed to the end zone, puttin’ the Ducks ahead. But hold yer horses! The Buckeyes struck back with a field goal, only to be outdone when the Ducks sailed down the field to snatch the lead!

As the clock ticked away, the Buckeyes made a valiant push, but alas! Their captain, Will Howard, stumbled in his quest, and the game slipped through their fingers like sand on a distant shore. With Ducks fans stormin' the field like a crew of merry marauders, Oregon made history, claimin' their first victory against a top-two team! Avast, they remain unbeaten at 6-0, while the Buckeyes dine on defeat at 5-1! Onward to Purdue, me hearties, for glory awaits!

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