Arrr! Texas be sinkin' Oklahoma's ship in the Red River brawl, first SEC tussle, matey! Ha-har!
2024-10-12
Arrr, matey! For the first time since the year of our Lord 2009, the Texas Longhorns be sailin’ a fine 6-0! They bested the scallywags from Oklahoma like a ship in a storm! Raise yer tankards, fer this crew be on a rip-roarin’ voyage!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the Texas Longhorns, who be the top-ranked crew in all the land, settin' sail to plunder the Oklahoma Sooners in the grand Red River Rivalry! Aye, 'twas a day of triumph as the Longhorns laid waste to the Sooners, claimin' victory with a score of 34-3, like a ship takin' on water!Quinn Ewers, the fearless captain of the charge, tossed the pigskin fer 199 yards and a mighty touchdown, while also runnin' fer the gold! He had a bit o' rust to shake off, but fear not, for he rallied the crew! “It be good to be back,” he proclaimed, as they overcame early troubles like a true band of buccaneers!
With the winds in their favor, Texas showed their might on both offense and defense, while the Sooners struggled like a ship lost at sea, only muster'n a measly three points! Ewers' mateys even recovered a fumble, makin' for a jolly good time. And so, with sails set for the Georgia Bulldogs next, the Longhorns be ready to show the world their swashbucklin' ways! Arrr!