Arrr! Oregon matey tossed fer hockin’ loogies at an Ohio scallywag! What be the point, ye salty sea dog?
2024-10-12
Arrr, matey! In the second quarter o' a fierce battle 'twixt Oregon and Ohio State, the scallywag Traeshon Holden was sent to Davy Jones' locker fer lettin' fly a loogie on a Buckeyes lad! A right cheeky act, that! Blimey, what a rogue!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! In the grand battle of the season, the mighty No. 3 Oregon Ducks be settin' sail without their star player, Traeshon Holden, who found himself walkin’ the plank after spittin’ on an Ohio State scallywag in the second quarter!It all began with a bit o’ banter between Holden and the Buckeyes' cornerback, Davison Igbinosun. But lo and behold, things turned ugly when Holden decided to unleash a loogie, catchin’ the ire of the referee, who tossed the unsporty lad out faster than a cannonball flyin’ through the air. The crowd erupted in boos, for it be the biggest game o’ the year, and Holden’s foolishness hurt not just his own shipmates but the whole crew!
Even Todd Blackledge, callin’ the game, scratched his head in confusion, wonderin’ why a talented mate would do such a thing. Holden, who be in his second season with the Ducks, had been performin’ like a true captain, but now he’d left his crew in a bind. The Ducks may have taken a temporary lead, but without Holden, their chances of plunderin’ victory be diminished. So raise yer tankards, me hearties, and toast to better choices on the field! Arrr!