Arrr! Democrats be lettin' Harris sails fly high 'bove N.F.L. battles in them swashbucklin' swing states!
2024-10-13
Ahoy, mateys! On the morrow, in four fabled swing states, ye scurvy fans shall spy sky scrawlin’ or banners afloat above yer arenas! The Vice Captain be hopin’ the lads take a gander skyward—yarrr, keep yer eyes peeled for the message in the clouds!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for a grand spectacle be comin' to the skies over four mighty swing states! This Sunday, as the lads and lasses be cheerin' for their teams, they’ll be treated to some high-flyin' shenanigans—aye, skywritin' and banners galore! 'Tis a sight fit for the fiercest of pirates, or so they say!Now, ye may be wonderin' what manner of magic be this? Well, it be none other than the vice president’s campaign, hopin' to catch the eye of the fine gents in the crowd. Aye, they be wantin' the swabs to look up from their flagons of grog and focus on the skies. Perhaps they think a bit o' sky art will inspire 'em to cast their votes for the right crew come election time!
So, raise the Jolly Roger and prepare to set sail for some aerial antics! Whether it be a message of hope, or merely a way to tickle the fancy of the landlubbers, one thing be certain: it’ll be a day of laughter and cheer, with a hearty dose of political plunderin’! Let the games begin, and may the best buccaneers win the hearts of the crowds!