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Arrr! Colorado's Deion be sayin’ his lad’s play be more landlubber than swashbuckler after that arm mishap!

2024-10-13

Arrr, matey! Coach Deion Sanders be speakin’ plain as a parrot! He be sayin’ Shilo Sanders played like a scallywag in the crew’s narrow defeat to them Kansas State scallywags, 31-28. Aye, the lad needs to hoist his sails or walk the plank, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn o' the Colorado Buffaloes, who sailed into a stormy night only to be bested by the fierce Kansas State Wildcats, 31 to 28! Aye, it be a rough seas for the crew, led by none other than Coach Deion "Coach Prime" Sanders, whose own lad, Shilo, returned from a month-long layoff after a fierce duel with an arm injury.

But alas, Coach Prime be not pleased with the lad’s performance, declaring he played as if he were stuck in a sea of molasses! Shilo could scarce keep his footing whilst tryin' to tackle the speedy D.J. Giddens, who dashed past him like a gale-force wind, racking up 182 yards on the ground. It be a sight to behold, but not for our brave Buffaloes, who’ve let foes score 30 or more points in recent battles.

In the final minutes, the clash grew tense as the Buffaloes clawed their way back, but fate had other plans. It was as if the Kraken itself had risen when Kansas State snatched the lead back just moments before the final whistle blew. Coach Prime lamented the loss, remindin’ all that sometimes ye win, and sometimes ye simply get yer butt kicked! Aye, such be the life of a pirate, and a football team, too!

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