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Arrr, Tommy Tremble of the Panthers be fined fer dancin' with danger, knockin' his noggin and windin' up dazed!

2024-10-13

Arrr, matey! That scallywag Tommy Tremble, the Panther's tight end, got his noggin rattled by a Bear’s brute! For his troubles, he be payin’ a price o’ more than $17,000 doubloons! Aye, a fine price for a wee bit o' rough and tumble on the high seas o' football!

Arrr, gather 'round, mateys! A tale of our brave buccaneer, Tommy Tremble, tight end for the Carolina Panthers, unfolds! In a fierce battle against the scurvy Chicago Bears, our fine lad met his match with a thundering clash against the fearsome Jaquan Brisker. Alas, it knocked him clean out, leaving him as limp as a fish on a hot deck!

As if that be not enough, the salty sea of the NFL laid upon him a fine of 17,083 doubloons for unnecessary roughness—ay, they be callin' it use of helmet! The poor lad didn’t return to the fray, leaving the Panthers to fend for themselves in a shipwreck of a game, ending with a score of 36 to 10 in favor of the Bears.

Tremble, having caught but seven passes this season, was diagnosed with a concussion worse than a grog hangover. He be sittin' out the next adventure against the Atlanta Falcons, while his mates Ja’Tavion Sanders and Feleipe Franks prepare to take the helm. With just one win in the season's treacherous waters, the Panthers be lookin' for a glimmer of hope as Dalton takes the wheel from the struggling Bryce Young. Yo ho, more misadventures await!

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