Arrr, matey! Looks like Hamas be tryin’ to sweet-talk Iran into joinin’ their mischief on the seventh o’ October!
2024-10-13
Arrr, fer nigh two years, Captain Yahya Sinwar be schemin' with his scallywag mates, plottin' a mighty blow to the landlubbers o’ Israel! With secret scrolls snatched by the Israeli crew, they be detailin' their dastardly plans and tryin' to roguishly bring aboard their mates, Iran and Hezbollah, fer the grand raid!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of treachery and tumult! For nigh on two revolvin' years, the scallywag Yahya Sinwar be huddlin’ with his crew of rascally Hamas commanders, schemin’ and plottin’ to unleash a storm upon the fair shores of Israel, seekin' to make it the most catastrophic raid in all their pillagin' history!