Arrr! Biden's countin' the storm's plunder in Florida, while Harris be seekin' salvation in Carolina's holy haven!
2024-10-13
Avast ye! President Biden be settin' sail to witness the havoc wrought by Hurricane Milton on Florida's shores, beggin' Congress for more doubloons. Meanwhile, Vice President Harris be livin' it up in North Carolina, rallyin' the crew at a church. Biden soared over Tampa, spyin' the mess left by ol' Milton!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of one President Joe Biden, who sailed into the tempest-tossed shores of Florida's Gulf Coast this past Sunday, seekin' to behold the wreckage wrought by the foul Hurricane Milton. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold indeed, as he pressed the scallywags in Congress to part with their golden doubloons for additional emergency loot to aid the beleaguered folk!Meanwhile, the fair Vice President Kamala Harris, bless her heart, was holed up in North Carolina, a land ravaged by the wrath of Hurricane Helene. She spent her days worshippin' with the good Black churchfolk and holdin' a raucous campaign rally, likely fillin' their sails with hope whilst they weathered the storm!
Biden, havin' arrived in Tampa, took to the skies in a chariot of the air—nay, 'twas no pirate ship, but a helicopter, mind ye! He cruised over the wrecked lands, castin' his gaze upon the ruins left in Milton's wake. Aye, the seas may be calm for now, but the winds of change be blowin', and the good Captain Biden be callin’ for aid to mend the shattered ships and homes of his fellow countrymen!