Arrr, Trump be consultin' young Barron, savvyin’ the latest fads from the scallywag crew called Gen Z!
2024-10-13
Arrr, me hearties! Former Captain Trump be chattin' 'bout young Barron's sway over the Gen Z scallywags, whilst Melania be hoistin' her pro-choice flag on "Sunday Morning Futures." Aye, what a merry mess of politics on the high seas of opinion! Avast, me mateys!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the former captain of the landlubbers, Trump, and his quest to woo the young swabs known as Generation Z! With his son Barron whisperin’ sweet nothings about them “hot” pop culture figures, Trump be keen on charm’in the youth vote, knowin' 41 million Zoomers be ready to cast their ballots come 2024!In a parley with the fair Maria Bartiromo, he admitted that his crew of offspring be well-versed in the ways of the trending tides. “They know all the lads I ain't heard of,” he cackled, while tryna steer his ship back to favor with the youth. And what be a mighty fine choice it be, pluckin’ Ohio Sen. JD Vance for his crew, the first Millennial to join the presidential voyage, savvy?
As the winds of politics blow fierce, Trump shared his thoughts on weighty matters like the abortion debate, claimin' he delivered the issue back to the states, lettin’ the good people decide their fate. With brave justices at his side, he declared it be “largely diffused.” So raise yer tankards to the high seas of politics, where even the youngest sea urchins have a say in the captain's grand adventure! Arrr!