Arrr! This scallywag Dem be threatin' to 'kill' and 'bury' a matey, all whilst chattin' on the sea-phone!
2024-10-13
Arrr, matey! The trusty scrolls of New Mexico's lawmen be revealin' that Rep. Gabe Vasquez be threatenin' to "send a scallywag to Davy Jones' locker" and "toss him to the briny deep" over the crystal ball! But lo, he later be sayin' sorry, like a landlubber caught stealin' rum!
Ahoy there! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for a tale bubbling with scandal and mischief from the high seas of New Mexico’s political waters! In a race as tight as a ship’s rigging, Rep. Gabe Vasquez be caught in a tempest of trouble! Aye, back in the days of yore, when he was but a young swab at New Mexico State University, he threatened to “kill” and “bury” a fellow matey over a disagreement—police records be tellin’ the tale!This ruckus arose when Vasquez, upset over a friend’s fate, made a call that turned into a frightful row, hurling threats and some spicy Spanish words to boot! The local constables had to step in, yet the matter was soon buried like treasure, with no further action taken after a promise to cease his communications.But hold yer rum! This be not the first time our dear Gabe danced with the law. He faced accusations of colorful language and even a raucous noise complaint that led to a rather questionable bid to flush away evidence. With political rival Yvette Herrell brandishing these tales like a cutlass, the winds of controversy be blowin’ fierce! Will Vasquez’s past haunt him like a ghost ship on a moonless night? Only time will tell as he sails toward election day!