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Avast, matey! A Bollywood buccaneer of politics bit the dust in Mumbai, just before the big election hoedown! Arrr!

2024-10-13

Arrr, me hearties! Baba Siddique, a spry 66, met his untimely end at the hands of some scallywag’s lead, just weeks ’fore the grand vote in Mumbai. Seems the seas o’ politics be murkier than a kraken’s den! What a tale fer the tavern, eh?

Arrr mateys! In the bustling port o' Mumbai, a rum-soaked scandal be brewing! A senior swashbuckler o' the political seas, Baba Siddique, aged 66, has met his untimely fate, shot to bits like a barrel o' rotten fish, mere weeks before a grand election! Aye, outside his son’s quarters, bullets flew like cannonballs, and soon after, he found himself at Lilavati Hospital, where the doctor’s saw no more life in him, a heart heavier than a pirate's treasure chest.

This ol' sea dog was once tied to the grand ship of the Indian National Congress but had switched his sails to a new crew ruling Maharashtra. Known for rubbin’ elbows with Bollywood stars and throwin’ shindigs fit for a captain, his demise has sent shockwaves through the crew!

Deputy chief mate Ajit Pawar, from the same party, be in a state of shock, vowin’ a thorough manhunt for the scallywags responsible. With two suspects caught in the net, they be claimin’ allegiance to a nefarious crime gang, havin’ plundered before! As the tides turn with elections comin’ in November, this tale o’ treachery be far from over, me hearties! Arrr!

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