Arrr! Biden sails to Florida post-Hurricane Milton, callin' for a jolly crew to patch the ship together!
2024-10-13
Arrr, the captain of the land be checkin' the mischief wrought in Florida, and declares a treasure of $612 million doubloons to fix the electric magic in places battered by them fierce tempests, Helene and Milton! Aye, let the sparks fly and the lights shine, me hearties!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring ye tidings from the landlubber known as the president! Aye, he be sailin' the sunken shores of Florida, eyein' the wreckage left by them scallywag hurricanes, Helene and Milton. The seas be mighty rough, but our captain of the land be makin' a bold move!With a hearty laugh and a swig o' rum, the president proclaimed a treasure trove of $612 million doubloons to mend the electric grid, which be more tangled than a pirate's beard after a stormy night at sea! Aye, this bounty be aimed at helpin' all them poor souls whose lanterns went dark and whose ships be tossed asunder by the fierce winds of those tempestuous storms.
So hoist the sails and spread the word, for the winds of fortune be blowin' in favor of Florida's finest! With this gold in hand, the good folk shall fix their lights, and mayhap, even throw a grand feast to celebrate their newfound fortune! A toast to the brave souls who weather the storm and to the president for tossin' a few coins their way! Blimey, let the reparations begin!