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Arrr! Super Bowl scallywag be laughin' at them Browns fer stickin' with that landlubber Watson after his latest folly!

2024-10-13

Arrr, me hearties! Deshaun Watson, the scallywag quarterback o' the Cleveland Browns, be stinkin' up the field like a dead fish against the Eagles! Yet, the crew be keepin' him at the helm, as if he be the only ship in the harbor! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Deshaun Watson, the scallywag quarterback of the Cleveland Browns! This past Sunday, he steered his ship into treacherous waters, sufferin’ a 20-16 defeat at the hands of the dastardly Philadelphia Eagles. Arrr, a right miserable sight it be!

Watson, who be traded to the Browns in 2022 with a treasure chest of $230 million, be throwin’ the ball a mere 16 times for 168 yards and, by Davy Jones’ locker, nary a touchdown to be found! The poor Browns haven't managed to score 20 points even once this season, markin' them as the first crew in a decade to flounder so.

Captain Stefanski, the head of this ship, swears Watson's the one to lead the charge, despite the crew mutterin' discontent. Retired Super Bowl buccaneer Mitchell Schwartz be callin’ foul on the whole affair, lamentin’ the plight of his fellow mateys who toil while the captain's at the helm be lost at sea!

Once a top-tier captain, Watson now finds himself in the brig of the league’s worst, unable to muster even 200 yards in a skirmish since last November. If things don’t change soon, the Browns might find themselves sinkin’ straight to Davy Jones’ locker! Yarrr!

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