Arrr, Calvin Ridley be wantin' more cannon fire at the start, or he'll be blowin' his top, savvy?
2024-10-13
Arrr, matey! Calvin Ridley, the swashbucklin' wide receiver of the Tennessee Titans, be grumblin' like a scallywag over not catchin' the pigskin in the first half 'gainst the pesky Colts! Aye, he be feelin' as left out as a landlubber at a rum party!
Aye mateys, gather 'round fer a tale of Calvin Ridley, a swashbucklin' wide receiver of the Tennessee Titans! This scallywag signed a treasure-laden contract worth a whopping $92 million, bein' hailed as the key to unlockin' the Titans' passin' prowess!But alas, the fates were not in his favor! In the first battles of the season, Ridley found himself a target less than a ship's parrot, only 13 calls in two skirmishes. Then came the fateful clash with the Indianapolis Colts, where he be tossed the ball a mere eight times but, blimey, caught not a single one! Woe be upon him!
With a heart full of frustration, Ridley bellowed, "Arrr, I be needin' the ball at the start of the fray!" The lad felt as if he were marooned on a deserted isle, watchin' the action unfold without him! If only the captain would remember to send the ball his way sooner!
After a brief respite, Ridley only snagged two catches in the last two tussles. Aye, the Titans find themselves in a rough sea at 1-4, and Ridley knows he must plunder the field like the great pirate he is to turn the tide! So, let’s toast to the adventures of Calvin Ridley, hopin' for fair winds and better catches ahead!