The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Iran be fillin' their treasure chests while Biden be snoozin’—sanctions be as useless as a leaky ship!

2024-10-13

Arrr, matey! Some landlubber critics be sayin’ the treasure charts be all askew, what with prices bobbin' like a cork and sources as trusty as a one-eyed parrot! Yet, a wise sea dog be claimin’ other scrolls confirm a grand bounty of exports! Avast, let the doubters walk the plank!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Iran, that crafty scallywag, who be makin' off with heaps o' treasure despite the U.S. government throwin' sanctions like cannonballs! Under the Biden flag, Iran's oil exports soared to a staggering $54 billion in the years o' 2022 and 2023, leavin' behind a mere $16 billion in 2020. This be a right windfall, thanks to the ever-hungry China, the biggest oil importer on the seven seas!

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