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Arrr, matey! The Nvidia RTX 5090 treasure be lighter on the doubloons than the scuttlebutt claimed!

2024-10-14

Arrr, matey! The tale of the RTX 5090 bein’ a treasure chest of gold be naught but a scallywag's fib! Fear not, me hearties, for this GPU shan't be raisin’ its price like a ship's sails in a storm! Keep yer doubloons safe, ye savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with tales from the high seas of technology, where Nvidia’s latest treasure, the RTX 5090, be causin' quite a ruckus! Rumors be flappin' their sails, with one scallywag suggestin' it could cost ye a whopping $2,500 doubloons! But fear not, for another salty sea dog named Kopite7kimi be callin’ that tale “totally fake,” like a parrot with a bad squawk!

This same rogue be claimin’ there won’t be a monstrous price hike for the RTX 5090, and the chatter among landlubbers be full of curious guesses. But this crafty leaker wouldn’t spill any more beans, perhaps keepin' the treasure map a wee bit secret.

Now, it seems Kopite7kimi thinks a modest rise of a couple hundred coins might be on the horizon, rather than a storm of gold! Yet, savvy gamers still be quakin’ in their boots about what Nvidia might conjure up for their flagship cards, especially with the talk of mighty AI ambitions and steep prices for the RTX 4090.

As we await the unveiling at the fabled CES 2025, it be wise to keep a weather eye on the horizon—lest ye find yerself empty-handed when the cannons of pricing fire! So hoist the sails, keep yer coins ready, and prepare for a wild ride in the waters of tech! Yarrr!

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