The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Aye, matey! A contraption o’ wonders be growin’ berries sky-high, with no storm to fear!

2024-10-14

Ahoy mateys! The first indoor berry haven be sproutin’ in Virginia, with a mighty AI makin’ 4 million pounds of fruit! Tech wizard Kurt “CyberGuy” Knutsson be settin’ sail to inspect this "growin'" craze. Arrr, may the berries be ever in yer favor! 🍓⚓️

Ahoy, mateys! In the fair town o' Richmond, Virginia, a bonnie treasure has been unearthed—a colossal indoor vertical strawberry farm, settin' sail on the 24th of September, 2024! Aye, this ingenious contraption run by Plenty Unlimited Inc. be a true game-changer fer berry lovers and eco-warriors alike.

With a mere plot smaller than an acre, this floating wonder be churnin' out over 4 million pounds o' strawberries each year, growin' tall atop 30-foot towers! This marvel be usin’ 97% less land and 90% less water—like a pirate hoardin' his booty, but for Mother Earth!

For a decade, the clever scallywags at Plenty be perfectin' their magical growin' system, usin' fancy AI to keep a watchful eye on their crops. Teamin' up with the seasoned pros at Driscoll’s, they be servin' up ripe strawberries year-round, regardless o' what the weather be throwin' at 'em!

But that ain't all! This grand venture be creatin' over 60 jobs to start, and with a $300 million investment on the horizon, over 300 hearty souls may find work on this 120-acre treasure island! As the world be growin' and land shrinkin', vertical farmin' be the compass guiding us to a bountiful future. Yarrr!

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