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Arrr! Trump be closin' the distance with Harris, like a ship catchin' wind in three fresh reckonin's!

2024-10-14

Arrr, matey! Three scallywag polls dropped on Sunday, showin’ the presidential seas grow stormy! Trump be catchin’ up to Vice President Harris, with but 23 days left to sail. Last month, she was ahead like a treasure ship, but now it be neck-and-neck, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! Just recent-like, three grand polls sailed 'cross the horizon, revealin’ a presidential race tighter than a well-knotted sailor's knot! Our ol' matey, former President Trump, be erasin' the lead that Vice President Kamala Harris had swiped in recent weeks, and with but 23 days left 'til the great decision, the winds be blowin’ fierce!

Now, ye see, just a month ago, that crafty Harris had the wind in her sails, pullin' ahead o' Trump in several charts. But lo and behold! These new polls show 'em neck-and-neck, like two scallywags fightin’ over the last piece o' pirate gold! In fact, an ABC/Ipsos poll of likely voters be sayin’ Harris be up 50% to Trump’s 48%. Aye, that be a drop from a six-point lead, as slippery as a fish in a bucket!

So hoist yer flags and brace yerselves, me mateys! This here race be heatin’ up, and it be anyone’s guess who’ll claim the captain’s chair when the smoke clears. Fair winds and followin’ seas to ye all in this perilous quest for the crown!

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