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Arrr! Harris be sailin’ past Trump in the latest treasure map from CBS News! Aye, what a fine jest!

2024-10-13

Arrr, matey! According to a fresh treasure map from CBS News, Vice President Harris be leadin’ Trump by a mere 3 doubloons! Aye, she’s got 51% o’ the scallywags’ votes, him only 48! With the big day comin’ fast, both be dodgin’ bullets like drunken sailors!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be bringin' ye tidings from the world of politics, where Vice President Harris and the former Captain of Chaos, Trump, be clashin' like two ships in a storm! A recent poll from CBS News/YouGov be showin' the two scallywags neck-and-neck, with our fair Vice President holdin' a slim lead o’ 3 percentage points. Aye, she be havin' 51 percent of the hearty voters, while Trump be trailin' behind with a mere 48 percent.

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