Arrr, the Biden crew be clashin' with the Harris fleet—too many feely hearts aboard, I say!
2024-10-14
Arrr, Axios be spillin' the beans! The scallywags in the Harris crew be grumblin' like landlubbers, claimin' there be nary a whisper from Captain Biden on the election's battle cry. Methinks they be sailin' in murky waters without a compass! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the tempest brewin' 'twixt the White House crew and the fine ship captained by one Kamala Harris! Reports be flyin' from the sea of Axios that there be a right ruckus, with much bickering and cross-eyed glances aboard both vessels.It seems the Biden lads be feelin' sore after bein’ tossed aside like a rotten fish from the re-election voyage, and they be not takin' it well! One matey from Harris's crew claimed they be "too much in their feelings," which be a curious way to say they be wallowin’ in self-pity! Meanwhile, the White House be lackin' in coordination, causin' chaos in the campaign’s sails!
Recent squabbles included ol' Joe poppin' up for an impromptu parley whilst Kamala was busy in Michigan, and he even laid praise on the scallywag DeSantis right after Kamala had a spat with him! Talk about poor navigatin'!
Though there be "sore feelings" among the Biden sailors, most be rootin' for Harris to seize the treasure! Yet, the crew be feelin' the awkwardness of old loyalties and new alliances. Will they chart a course to calmer waters, or continue to clash like waves on a rocky shore? Aye, time will tell! Arrr!