Arrr, 'tis been 85 days since Kamala set sail, and still no press confab from that landlubber!
2024-10-14
Arrr, mateys! Since claimin' her title as the mighty Democratic nominee, Vice President Kamala Harris be as elusive as a ghost ship! Not a single official parley with the reporters, I tell ye! She be makin’ us wonder if she's hoardin' treasure or just avoidin’ the hullabaloo!
Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round fer I’ve got a yarn to spin about the fair Vice President Kamala Harris, who’s been sailin’ the political seas fer 85 days as the Democratic captain without so much as a proper parley with the press! Aye, while Captain Trump be holdin’ six mighty press conferences since August, Harris be duckin’ and weavin’ like a slippery fish in the briny deep!Now, our good ol’ Captain Biden took the helm with a chuckle in the press room, jabberin’ about rejoinin’ the 2024 race—what a jolly jabber that was! But Harris, the lass, be makin’ friends on the radio waves and cozying up with the likes of “The View” and Colbert, yet a formal press conference? That day be seemin’ as elusive as a treasure chest in Davy Jones' locker!
Some say she be hidin’ in her “plexiglass basement,” avoidin’ the media like a scurvy dog! Critics be chattin’ about her middle-class tales, but when asked about coin and commerce, she spun a yarn ‘bout lawns and dignity, which left many scratchin’ their heads like barnacles on a ship’s hull! So, hoist the sails and keep a weathered eye on the horizon—will Harris ever brave the waves of the press? Time will tell, me hearties!