Arrr, the Biden-Harris crew be called lazy scallywags, showin’ up too late to save the hungry souls of Sudan!
2024-10-14
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin’ the Biden crew be loungin’ too long while the good folk of Sudan be sufferin’ like shipwrecked sailors! They be makin’ a desperate dash to toss ‘em some grub at the last bell, but will it be enough? Avast, time be tickin’!
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye the tale of President Biden, who be makin' a last-ditch effort to tackle the grim plight o' Sudan, where a fierce scuffle rages and 25 million souls be in dire need of aid. With the grim reaper claimin’ up to 150,000 lives since last year’s ruckus, some salty sea dogs reckon it’s a classic case of “too little, too late.”Now, ol’ Cameron Hudson, a former captain o’ African affairs, be warnin’ that by the time Biden sails off into the sunset, two million Sudanese might be kickin’ the bucket from hunger! Mercy Corps, a band o’ do-gooders, tells tales of mothers givin’ birth in pickup trucks with naught but the stars to guide 'em. Their aid be blocked by the scallywags of the Rapid Support Forces, who be hoardin’ supplies like greedy pirates.
With cholera and malaria lurkin’ about, and children starvin’, Biden be makin’ some strong proclamations, but Hudson be claimin’ they come too late in the game. The U.S. be throwin’ a treasure trove of over two billion dollars into the mix for aid, but the winds be favorin’ neither side to talk peace. So, the question be, will Biden’s legacy be a grand ship or a sunken treasure? Only time will tell, me hearties! Arrr!