The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! In Jordan, we be findin’ a treasure more bonnie than a parrot on me shoulder under Petra’s ancient rocks!

2024-10-14

Arrr! A band o’ scallywags just dug up twelve bony lads ‘n’ a treasure trove of gifts fer the dearly departed near Petra's fancy treasure house! Aye, the landlubbers at UNESCO be shiverin’ in their boots! Who knew the dead liked a good party?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale as strange as the tides! In a most curious turn o’ events, a band o' intrepid landlubbers did set sail to the ancient shores o’ Petra, where treasure ain't just for the swabs! What did they find, ye ask? A hoard o' twelve bleedin’ human skeletons, restin’ in eternal slumber, and a chamber filled with grave offerings fit fer a ghostly feast!

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