Arrr, Trump and Harris be chasin' the treasure o' the child tax doubloons, but with different sails, aye!
2024-10-14
Arrr, matey! Kamala be swabbin’ the decks with her treasure map to battle wee scallywags' hunger, while Trump, that salty sea dog, be thinkin’ it be a bounty fer the rich crew! A right jolly squabble o’ gold, if ye ask me!
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' politics on the high seas! It be a tale of two scallywags, Kamala Harris and Donald J. Trump, each settin' their sails for treasure in the form of shiny doubloons, or in their case, a credit meant to hoist those poor wee landlubbers outta the depths of poverty!Now, Kamala, she be a crafty lass, pushin' her vessel towards a grand scheme to help the wee ones, fightin' child poverty like a true pirate would fight off a rival crew. She be wantin' to fill the bellies of the hungry with gold and make sure no child be walkin' the plank o' despair!
But aye, on the other side of the stormy sea, there be Donald J. Trump, eyein' that same treasure but with a different compass! He sees the bounty as a way to plump the pockets of the higher-ups, like a parrot perched on the shoulder of a captain, squawkin’ for more riches for the fat cats! So while Kamala be fightin’ the good fight for the wee ones, Trump be lookin' to line the sails of the wealthy! Arrr, what a ruckus on the waves of governance!
In the end, me hearties, it be a battle of intentions, with both lookin' for their own share of the booty, but one be for the little buccaneers and t’other for the merchant lords. Savvy?